Jockey underwear, with a fly / Image via Jockey It does seem that the modern way of thinking about underwear, though, is to think about them without an opening for your johnson. Jockey, one of the most recognizable underwear brands in the country, reports that while no-fly styles are gaining momentum in the marketplace, underwear that comes equipped with a fly still currently makes up about 75% of their total product offering. Turns out, there is no cause for alarm flies are not going anywhere for the time being. Was this the sign of a bigger trend or just a one-off fluke? Why would boxer briefs not come equipped with an easy-access portal to make a visit to a urinal quick and efficient, a luxury men have enjoyed for decades? Would underwear with a fly be the next casualty of 2016, alongside truth and Harambe? He had been dismayed to discover that a recent online underwear purchase resulted in his ownership of several pairs of underwear that were notably flyless. In this case, my boss was talking about the fly opening found in men’s underwear. It’s a story everyone can relate to: One is minding one’s business at a work function, when one’s boss strides over and says, “We need to talk about dick holes.” It’s important, when confronted with a demand like this, to first clarify which type of dick holes said boss would like to discuss I could think of two distinct possibilities right off the top of my head when I had this conversation last month.
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